#173, #35 - #36: Cleffa, Clefairy & Clefable

Cute fan art of Cleffa (right) and its evolution Clefairy (left).

Damn, I was looking forward to discussing these Pokémon. Let's do this.

So, as it happens, Pokémon X and Y introduced the brand-new fairy type. These games also marked the first time that Pokémon from earlier generations had their typing completely changed, rather than that this new type was added to them on top of their primary typing (like Gen. II did with Magnemite and Magneton, when they gained the steel typing on top of their primary electric typing). The Cleffa line, the Togepi line, and Snubbull and Granbull had all been pure normal types (or normal/flying types in the case of Togetic and Togekiss) prior to X and Y, but have been made pure fairy types (or fairy/flying types in the case of, again, Togetic and Togekiss) in X and Y. This actually made the Pokémon mentioned above quite useful, as they weren't so great prior to X and Y. You see, the normal type is probably the worst offensive typing in the game, being super effective against absolutely nothing and resisted by rock and steel. Ghosts aren't affected by normal types at all, but can't do anything to normal types in return, either. Fairies, however, are dragon slayers and are super effective against fighting and dark types as well.

Official art of Clefable

Of course, Cleffa and Clefairy are still pre-evolutions of Clefable and aren't that useful against most dragons, especially not competitively. Clefable, on the other hand, didn't only get a useful typing; it also got a boost in its base special attack stat. Not that Clefable was particularly bad before Gen. VI, as its ability to learn moves like Ice Beam, Thunderbolt and Flamethrower and the like made it a very versatile Pokémon. The normal type was physical in the first three generations, however, so it didn't have a proper damage-dealing STAB move until Black and White, when it was able to learn Hyper Voice (let's leave out Hyper Beam in Gen. IV; even though it's a strong move, it requires Clefable to recharge the turn after that, and that is exactly what Clefable doesn't need). Its new fairy typing comes with a couple of STAB moves that are much better, though: Moonblast is a strong move that has a chance to lower the opponent's special attack stat, while Dazzling Gleam hits multiple opponents in double and triple battles. Due to its fairy typing (see how many benefits it gained by having its typing changed?), its crazy diverse movepool, and its more-than-decent special attack, special defense and HP stats, it is often used in the competitive scene. Whichever way you wanna go with it, you can let Clefable set up as a (specially) defensive wall or special sweeper. Its abilities, Magic Guard and Unaware, don't play an unimportant role in that, either.

Metronome the night away!

When I was doing a fairy mono-type playthrough of Omega Ruby (yeah, I like to keep it interesting), it was one of my main hard-hitting Pokémon. And when you're doing a playthrough like that, you quickly become attached to the Pokémon you're using. Also, the fairy type is easily my second favorite type in the game, having been unable to exceed the steel type as my favorite type, so all things considered it is not a surprise that I love this Pokémon so much all of a sudden. And not only Clefable, but the entire evolution line. Their flavor definitely suggests that these Pokémon are one of the rarest in existence; Cleffa are believed to have reached the Earth on shooting stars and are more frequently seen during meteor showers as they are attracted by them, Clefairy rarely show themselves to humans and are mostly seen dancing under the light of the full moon, whose light they absorb to be able to float, and Clefable flee when they hear humans approaching with their sensitive ears that can even hear a pin falling from half a mile away. The anime has even shown that these Pokémon are extraterrestrial, which is always a nice feature to add to a Pokémon's flavor.

There's a theory going around that Gengar is actually Clefable's shadow, due to
them sharing some similarities. 

The most interesting part about Clefable, however, is a theory that's been roaming around the Internet for ages: Gengar is Clefable's shadow. Personally, I don't really believe in this theory, but it is interesting to think about. Clefable's feet, three-fingered hands and pointy ears are features that Gengar has as well, while its wings have turned to spikes on Gengar's back, its curly hair has been replaced by spikey 'hair' and its tail has been uncurled. Also, prior to X and Y, Clefable and Gengar couldn't even touch each other with their STAB moves, as normal is immune to ghost and vice versa. Have you ever been able to hit your shadow? The theory is a little farfetched, as Gengar and Clefable were - and still are - able to hit each other with other moves. Besides... now that Clefable is a fairy type, Gengar has a huge advantage over Clefable, because Gengar's secondary typing is poison and fairy is weak to that. Also, Gengar is stronger than Clefable, at least according to base stats; although its attack stat is very medicore, and both ghost and poison were physical before the physical/special split in Gen. IV. Finally, it is heavier. Yeah, you read that correctly: Gengar is more than a pound heavier than Clefable, and I have never seen a shadow that is heavier than the person or creature the shadow belongs to.

Another cool image of Gengar being Clefable's shadow.

All things aside, Gengar might as well be considered the ghost of Clefable rather than Clefable's shadow, but even that I deem very unlikely. For starters, Gengar is nowhere close to Clefable in the Pokédex. Moreover, Gengar evolves from Haunter, who in turn evolves from Gastly, and I can safely say that Gastly and Haunter have nothing to do with Cleffa and Clefairy, respectively. Gengar being Clefable's shadow (or ghost, if you will) is a cool and interesting theory, but nowhere near believable. Not to me, anyway.

But enjoy your mindfuck, conspiratorialists!

To finish things off, Clefable is probably one of my favorite fairy types. It's also interesting to know that Game Freak almost decided to make Clefairy Ash's starter Pokémon rather than Pikachu. It wouldn't have been quite as fitting or effective as a mascot (or as Ash's starter Pokémon, for that matter, as it's way too girly), I believe, so I'm glad Game Freak went with Pikachu instead. Clefable is a whole different story; I won't give it a perfect rating, but I guess 4.5 stars should suffice.

Rating: 4.5/5

#23 - #24: Ekans & Arbok

Official art of Ekans.

OMG, IT'S A PURPLE POKÉMON!!! I FUCKING LOVE PURPLE, LET'S DO THIS!!!

Ahem...

Yeah, I need to get my shit together now.

So... where were we?

Right, the next Pokémon. Ekans. To be honest, it's not the first purple Pokémon we've come across; we discussed Butterfree as well. That Pokémon isn't predominantly purple, however, as its wings are white and black, its big eyes are red, and its limbs are blue. And Rattata... well, let's not discuss Rattata. I hate rats. Snakes, on the other hand, are more interesting creatures, and that is exactly the reason why I like snake Pokémon. Add the poison type and my favorite color (which is purple, if that wasn't already quite obvious) and you get a Pokémon I've wanted to use in a playthrough since a couple of years ago: Arbok. Unfortunately, Ekans seems quite hard to get somehow.

Let me explain. In Diamond, Pearl and Platinum, Ekans was only available on Route 212, and even then you had to have FireRed inserted into the GBA slot of your Nintendo DS. In HeartGold they were available in the Goldenrod Game Corner, but I spent my coins on a Dratini instead of an Ekans (duh!). In SoulSilver, even though they were not uncommon in this game, I didn't manage to encounter a single one of them on Route 32 after a search of fifteen minutes (not only am I pretty much the unluckiest guy in the world, I am also a bit impatient). They weren't available in Black and White, except in the Dream World, to which I've never been. And X and Y... well, I encountered lots of Ekans on Route 14, but I only used brand new Pokémon in those games. That is understandable, isn't it?

Ekans and Arbok collectible figures.

So up till today, I'd love to use Arbok in a playthrough once. I guess I should wait until the inevitable follow-up to X and Y (which is most likely going to be Pokémon Z) comes out and hope that Ekans will be available still. I can hear you ask, 'Why would you want to use Arbok, anyway?' You're right if you say that Arbok is a mediocre Pokémon and that it's never used in the competitive scene, but it's actually quite a decent Pokémon to use in a playthrough. Its base attack stat is a solid 85 and its speed isn't that much lower. With a little EV investment in attack and speed, you can have a hard-hitting Pokémon that might be able to outspeed 90% of the things you encounter throughout your playthrough. And Arbok has a quite diverse movepool to go with that, too! It learns Crunch and Gunk Shot (which are must-haves, even though Gunk Shot has relatively low accuracy) by level-up and learns the TM moves Rock Slide, Earthquake and Poison Jab. The latter should be replaced by Gunk Shot as soon as it gets to the point of learning it, while Rock Slide should be replaced by Earthquake as quickly as possible as well. If you transfer an Ekans to another game to start a brand new playthrough, you can teach it Aqua Tail, Iron Tail and Seed Bomb at the Move Tutor too, if you badly need those moves. You might want to leave one spot open for the amazing status move Coil, which raises Arbok's attack, defense and accuracy by one stage each. That's an awesome way to get around the low accuracy that Gunk Shot has, as well as to make Arbok stronger and bulkier!

Great fan art of Arbok. 

In the end there is little that I don't like about Ekans and Arbok. In fact, because Glare was the signature move of these Pokémon in Gen. I, they might be based on the basilisk, a mythical monstrous snake that would kill people with its stare (or paralyze them, if said people looked at its reflection, but maybe that's a Harry Potter thing). And I love a little mythology behind a Pokémon design! Also, if you ever find a real-life snake that can flatten steel oil drums and is able to regenerate any part of its body but its head, let me know. The only thing that confuses me is that Arbok gets to learn the elemental fangs (Thunder Fang, Fire Fang and Ice Fang) at level 1, while it's only able to get Poison Fang through breeding with Seviper. Oh well, it gets a chance to learn it at least, which can't be said about Fearow and Brave Bird... Arbok is one of those Pokémon that don't seem special in the least but that I've taken a huge liking to. Well, what can I say? I am a sucker for purple Pokémon.

Rating: 4.5/5

#13 - #15 - Weedle, Kakuna & Beedrill

The Weedle evolution line: Weedle (bottom left),
Kakuna (bottom right) and Beedrill (middle).

Little Weedle is one of the two original Gen. I catterpillar Pokémon, the other one being Caterpie. Fortunately for Weedle, it is not quite as uneventful as Caterpie is, although it is a close call. The only thing that distinguishes Weedle from its counterpart is that it's also part poison type, meaning that it is able to poison its foes. That led to some seriously irritating battles early on in the Red and Blue games, especially if you didn't have any Antidotes at the ready. Weedle and its first-stage evolution Kakuna definitely look more interesting than Caterpie and its first-stage evolution Metapod; the former because of the intimidating horn on its head, the latter because it looks intimidating overall. You might have noticed the little claws that Kakuna has tucked in (they extend from its body a little in its Red/Blue sprite), a feature Metapod certainly does not have. Then again, it wouldn't have fit Caterpie and Metapod if they had such things, as they are supposed to be the pre-evolutions of a butterfly, whereas Kakuna evolves into... a bee. Which looks more like a paper wasp, if I have to be honest. Not only that: Kakuna also becomes scorching hot to touch as it is busy preparing for its coming evolution, and it is still capable of poisoning predators with its stingers. Yes, the Beedrill line has always appealed more to me than the Butterfree line has, I won't deny that, but it is not to be ignored that both Pokémon sucked ass back in the days of Red and Blue. Butterfree because it didn't have beneficial typings (Butterfree is special-based, and bug and flying were both physical-based types before the physical/special split in Diamond and Pearl) and Beedrill because it didn't have any good moves, not even of its own types, and because its defenses were absolutely booty.

Official art for Mega Beedrill.

Of course, this has all changed in the course of time, but Beedrill has one advantage over Butterfree: it got a Mega evolution last year. Yes indeed, Mega Beedrill became a thing with the release of Omega Ruby and Alpha Sapphire, even though it isn't available before defeating Groudon or Kyogre; at that point you probably already have a full roster of six Pokémon (although it's possible, as you are able to obtain the Beedrillite before entering the Cave of Origin). This Mega has definitely made Beedrill a whole lot better, having gained a boost of 60 in its attack stat and 70 in its speed stat, bringing the total up to 150 and 145, respectively. It has had to give up 30 of its special attack though, but he never needed that stat anyway. Not only is Beedrill now a physical sweeper because of its stat boosts, it also has a shiny new ability to boast about: Adaptability, which increases moves of its own types even further. Due to these changes, Beedrill is now often used in the competitive scene, with movesets containing moves such as Poison Jab, Drill Run, Knock Off, Brick Break, Swords Dance (if you're feeling lucky; Mega Beedrill is still quite frail, as its defenses haven't gotten a boost at all) and your regular bug-type moves like X-Scissor, U-Turn, and even Pin Missile for breaking Substitutes at the first hit and continuing on attacking for some moderate damage.

It is quite clear that Mega Beedrill is made for the competitive scene. And quite honestly, it needed the boost. Beedrill already appealed more to me than Butterfree, but it has started to appeal to me even more now that it has a Mega (a very poisonous one at that, as the poison from its limbs works instantly, while the poison from its 'tail' is slow-acting), which I admit is not really fair towards the likes of Butterfree. I'm sorry, my sweet little butterfly, but this vicious bee wins this round...

Rating: 4.5/5

#7 - #9: Squirtle, Wartortle & Blastoise

Swag.

And last, but definitely not least, we have Squirtle.

Even though Charizard is my favorite of the Kanto starters' final evolutions, Charmander is not my favorite basic-stage Kanto starter. Squirtle is. The anime Charmander is cute and all, but it soon evolved into a Charizard that turned out to be a total asshole, never listening to Ash and totally ignoring his commands. Ash's Squirtle never evolved, but once Squirtle joined Ash on his journey, it remained loyal to him until the latter sent the former back to the Squirtle Squad as a firefighter. Yeah, the squad. That's when we first saw Squirtle, and, frankly, this sassy little delinquent was a total badass! He had swag even before the word came into fashion. See, here's the thing: before Squirtle joined Ash's party, he had been the leader of a criminal gang of Squirtle abandoned by their Trainers, pulling pranks on inattentive passersby and stealing their food. The squad and Team Rocket's Meowth kidnap Ash, his friends and Pikachu and bring them to a cave. Earlier on, Meowth convinced the Squirtle that Jessie and James were his pets after they got ambushed by the squad and sent Jessie and James away to run some errands, planning to seize all the Squirtle in the gang. Team Rocket, including Meowth, turn against the Squirtle and Ash protects the gang leader (distinguishable by its triangle-shaped sunglasses; the other Squirtle in the gang wear round sunglasses) from some bomb explosions, and the Squirtle saves Ash in return and takes him out of the cave after Team Rocket drops some more bombs. Team Rocket is defeated, the Squirtle extinguish the fire caused by the bombs and the gang leader joins Ash on his journey.

The entire Squirtle line: Squirtle (bottom left), Wartortle
(bottom right) and Blastoise (middle). 

What I liked about this Squirtle is that it had a personality to it, something that, at least in my opinion, many other Pokémon lack. This Squirtle was cool and he knew it, as opposed to many other Pokémon Ash had, who were just trying their hardest to prove themselves or just be cute. It's a shame it never evolved, because I would have liked to see how it turned out to be as a Blastoise. Luckily, we still have the games, where we're able to own a Blastoise, mind you. You don't even have to catch a Squirtle, you're just given one. That's awesome. Being one of the three very first starters, Blastoise is still in many people's hearts, and of course there is a reason for that: it's a huge-ass turtle with giant-ass cannons on its back. They only fire water, but these water blasts pierce through steel and concrete. Damn... And if Wartortle can become 10,000 years old (its tail is a symbol of longevity), I don't want to know how old Blastoise can get. The only thing that bothers me about it is that it's classified as the 'Shellfish Pokémon'. Oysters, crabs, shrimps, lobsters, mussels; those are shellfish, but Blastoise is a goddamn turtle. Okay? But admit it, a turtle with cannons and a fire-breathing dragon sound a whole lot better than a dinosaur with a weird-ass flower on its ass, right? I'm sorry if I can't stop talking about how Venusaur lacks the awesomeness of Blastoise and Charizard, but surely I am not the only one who thinks that way? At any rate, my experience is that Blastoise and particularly Charizard are much more popular than Venusaur is, especially when you consider that the former have much more diversity in their movepools.

Official art of Mega Blastoise.

Yes, Blastoise is often used in the competitive scene. Not without a reason though, because it got a Mega evolution in Pokémon X and Y, just like Venusaur and Charizard did. Upon Mega-evolving, Blastoise gains the Mega Launcher ability, which increases the power of pulse and aura moves by 50% (these moves are Aura Sphere, Dark Pulse, Dragon Pulse and Water Pulse; Heal Pulse heals 75% of the target's maximum HP rather than the usual 50%). This effectively makes Water Pulse as strong as Surf, only with a chance to confuse the target. All of the above moves, with the exception of Heal Pulse, are available for Blastoise and that makes him a force to be reckoned with. But while you can rock out with a physical Mega Venusaur (or a mixed tank) and Charizard has two Megas just for you to choose between a physical and a special one, Mega Blastoise's special attack is much higher than its physical attack. A physical Mega Blastoise is possible, because its attack is even higher than Mega Venusaur's, but why would you want that? Its special attack, combined with its excellent ability and movepool (although many people like to have Blastoise carry Ice Beam instead of Dragon Pulse), makes a physical movepool completely unnecessary - with the exception of maybe Rapid Spin, which removes entry hazards from the battlefield. Well, it's the way you roll, I guess...

Modificated official art of Squirtle (left), Blastoise (middle) and Wartortle (right).

In the end, Mega Blastoise is a whole deal better than Mega Venusaur and tied with either Mega Charizard, design-wise (do you see that enormous-ass cannon on its back???) as well as competitively. My childhood experiences make me lean toward Charizard more, so that's why I'm giving Blastoise half a star fewer than Charizard.

Rating: 4.5/5