#231 - #232: Phanpy & Donphan

Some pretty accurate fan art of Phanpy in its nest nearby the
river. 

Okay, y'all know I have a fondness for cute Pokémon. And let's be honest here, Phanpy is totally cute, but at the same I think its design is just really bland. The only features that makes it look slightly interesting are the red pads on its ears and trunk, but even then Phanpy isn't an overly fascinating Pokémon. Its Pokédex entries mention characteristics that can be pretty much found in real-life elephants, including using its ears as a fan when it's hot or using its trunk to take a shower. It even makes its nests digging a vertical pit in the soil at the edge of a river. It's actually pretty weird Phanpy prefers to be in the vicinity of water, because it's a ground-type Pokémon and ground types are usually weak to water - except when they have a secondary typing or ability that balances out or nullifies that weakness, that is. That is not the case here, however: Phanpy and Donphan are both pure ground types. But whereas Phanpy's playful nature can be potentially painful to humans because it doesn't know its own strength and can send someone flying if it bumps that person too hard with its snout, Donphan can curl up into a ball and violently roll around like a wheel (it does look like a tire when it's rolled up), starting a rampage that will be almost unstoppable. Aside from the rolling thing, I'm pretty sure I've seen these rampage shenanigans fly by on this blog at least three fucking times, so to me it's as if Game Freak couldn't come up with something better.

Now, this is less accurate. Phanpy takes showers using its trunk, but it doesn't create
entire waterfalls. :')

The anime, however, shows that this ability is further used as a form of courtship display, as male Donphan will have rolling competitions to demonstrate their toughness to females. That's pretty much it, I'm afraid. Donphan move in herds and the leader is the one with - you guessed it - the largest tusks. The leader is always the one with the largest something; I haven't seen any exception to the rule yet. At least it learns ground-type moves by level-up, unlike Phanpy. Come to think about it, that is a little bit odd; Phanpy learns Earthquake and Bulldoze, two moves Donphan learns naturally, through TMs (and even Fissure through means of breeding), so why not include them in its level-up movepool? It makes no sense.

This Donphan is 'bout to fuck up its opponent.

Phanpy is not where it's at competitively, though. It's Donphan who takes the spotlight with its excellent stats: its base attack and defense are both a fantastic 120 (it is said that its tackles are strong enough to bring down houses and that its armor-like hide is so thick that a normal attack won't leave a scratch on it), while it its able to back its defense up with its very solid base 90 HP stat, although for some weird reason Phanpy has the exact same base HP as Donphan does. Unfortunately, Donphan is very slow and cannot take special hits very well. That's why I have a tactic that I hope will work, as I'm not that much of a competitive player: Assault Vest Donphan. Run a Donphan with a Careful nature, so that it has slightly higher special defense, and let it hold an Assault Vest, which boosts its special defense by 50% but limits it to using only damaging moves. That is fine, because you can choose from a plethora of physical moves to use on Donphan: Earthquake, Stone Edge, Rock Slide, Play Rough, Gunk Shot, Poison Jab, Seed Bomb, Knock Off, Iron Tail, Ice Shard, Fire Fang and Thunder Fang. It even has access to Rapid Spin to get rid of entry hazards, which - unlike Defog - does a little damage and is thus very viable for an Assault Vest set. Furthermore, invest 252 EVs in HP, 252 EVs in attack and 4 in special defense, and you'll have an overall bulky offensive Donphan. Why not try it? It can't hurt, right?

(Disclaimer: Yo guys, I swear to Arceus that I came up with this set for Donphan before I checked Smogon. It is more common for competitive Donphan to know Stealth Rock and carry an item like the Leftovers or a Choice Band, but an Assault Vest set is indeed mentioned on Smogon's website, albeit the recommended ability and EV spread are different. Guess I'm not that bad at composing competitive sets, now am I?)

You'd better flee, 'cause you don't want to get run over by a horde of stampeding
Donphan. 

Personally, I never really cared for Donphan. Admittedly, it is a very good Pokémon to use on any occasion, whether it is in the PSS's Battle Spot or just a regular playthrough. Sometimes I almost think it could easily be forgotten, until I realize it's actually a commonly used Pokémon because it sports some good competitive utility. However, I don't see myself using this thing anytime soon, and I guess I should leave it at that. I don't hate it in the slightest, but I don't think it's in the top percentage of Pokémon either.

Rating: 3.5/5

#228 - #229: Houndour & Houndoom

(Disclaimer: The following paragraph contains some content from Pikachu's Global Adventure: The Rise and Fall of Pokémon by editor Joseph Tobin. It is an informative book containing a collection of essays by various authors analyzing the popularity of Pokémon by addressing core debates about the globalization of popular culture and children's consumption of mass-produced culture.)

TCG art of Houndour.

There has been public outcry from religious parents against Pokémon since it started to be a thing in 1998; in Japan the craze started two years previous, but the franchise has remained relatively free of criticism in its home country, despite the infamous spree of epileptic seizures that the anime episode "Electric Soldier Porygon" induced in young viewers in 1997. In spite of official approval from the Anglican Church and the Vatican in 2000, religious parents and other church officials continue to believe the subliminal messages found in the cartoon series, movies, games and cards are 'tantamount to training children in the occult'. Those so-called malevolent messages include evolution, occultism, violence as a source of power, sexual perversion, and New Age concepts such as reincarnation (wait, I am genuinely confused right now; 'original' Christians don't believe in reincarnation?) and psychic powers. Critics cite Satanic elements in Pokémon, such as 'inflicting pain through slashing, psychic powers, fits of rage and draining the life force out of on opponent', and according to them, Pokémon is nothing short of 'an epic struggle with Satan for the souls of children and adults'. Some parents go as far as making their children burn their cards and destroy their video games.

OMG, this papercraft Houndoom is amazing!

While I personally believe these cries of disapproval and condemnation are nothing but a pile of horseshit, Game Freak did create two Pokémon based on creatures from the underworld: Houndour and Houndoom, who are obviously based on hellhounds. They also share some traits with regular dog breeds like Rottweilers and Doberman Pinschers, and the striped patterns on their backs even make them bear resemblance to the thylacine. While this creature sounds like it's some kind of base liquid, it was actually a marsupial more commonly known as the Tasmanian wolf or Tasmanian tiger (even though it wasn't feline) - not to be confused with the Tasmanian devil - and is believed to have gone extinct in 1936. There are several tales of different kinds of hellhounds in various kinds of folklores, but it's enough to know that Houndour and Houndoom are based on hellhounds in general. And let's be honest here: some of their aesthetics are noticeably satanic, among which the skull-like crest on Houndour's head, Houndoom's curved horns and Houndoom's arrow-shaped tail. The latter is commonly associated with the devil, who is often depicted with a tail ending in a triangular tip. Even Houndour and Houndoom's Japanese names, Delvil (デルビル) and Hellgar (ヘルガー), are obvious references to Hell and the Devil, while Houndoom's French and German names, Démolosse and Hundemon, contain the words démon and Dämon, respectively. I probably don't have to tell you what the English translation of those words is, right?

This more realistic approach of Houndour and Houndoom is fantastic. There are
some really talented artists on the Internet. 

Unfortunately, Houndour's Pokédex entries are excruciatingly lame. They're nothing more than it showing common pack behavior and teamwork with others of its species. Houndoom's also mention pack behavior, but quite differently: the one Houndoom with its horn raked sharply towards its back serves a leadership role in the pack, and the leader is usually chosen by fighting among themselves. Houndoom's guts contain toxins that it uses to create fire, which is why Houndoom's fire has a foul odor and the wounds and pain inflicted by it will never heal or go away. Other Pokémon shudder in fear and flee when they hear its eerie howls, and people from the past imagined its howls to be the call of the Grim Reaper. Now, that's more like a hellhound!

Mega Houndoom.

Houndoom also proves to be quite the hellhound in the competitive scene: it's supposed to be a speedy special attacker with a Timid nature, a Life Orb attached to it, and a moveset consisting of Nasty Plot and three attacking moves. As Houndoom's movepool is kind of lacking, you're stuck with Dark Pulse and Fire Blast, and probably Sludge Bomb or some type of Hidden Power. Mega Houndoom, however, has a whole different tactic: the Sunny Day/Solar Beam combo. While regular Houndoom doesn't have access to the ability Solar Power - the best ability for it is Flash Fire, which lets it absorb fire-type moves and raises its special attack in the process - Mega Houndoom does, and it uses it with flair. This ability increases Mega Houndoom's special attack when the sun is up at the cost of some HP each turn, and when Sunny Day is in effect, fire-type moves get a 50% boost and Solar Beam doesn't require a turn to charge. It's like a Life Orb, only in the form of an ability. It has proved to be quite effective, although you could just slap Nasty Plot on it and replace Solar Beam with something like Taunt or Will-O-Wisp if you want Houndoom to last longer. By the way, have you noticed how Mega Houndoom's tail now almost looks like the devil's trident? Nice touch. Also, its body is now covered with a bone-like armor and the claws on its paws are red because of its ability to generate more heat.

Houndoom in what looks like the middle of a wildfire.

I have nothing but love for this thing, especially since Game Freak decided to give it an awesome Mega. Those who regularly visit my blog have probably deduced by now that I am an atheist, by the use of variations of the word 'goddammit'. I don't have much with religion in general, and that has much to do with religious people in my environment condemning my lifestyle and saying I should turn my life around (I'm gay), but mostly I just think most of them are hateful, hypocritical and biased and don't want me to play Pokémon. So Pokémon based on creatures from the underworld is my definition of irony, although I think Game Freak didn't create Houndour and Houndoom to intentionally offend Christians - or religious people in general. Of course, the main reason why I love Houndoom and its Mega is because they look awesome, but I figured this would be an excellent moment to voice my opinion about religion. I know I don't seem nice right now, but I have had too many negative experiences with Christians in my own country (lucky for me I live in the Netherlands, one of the most gay-friendly countries in the world). However, believe me when I say I'm very much like Houndour: I bark, but I don't bite.

Rating: 5/5

#227: Skarmory

Skarmory being savage in its natural habitat.

So next up we have a steel bird. How do you come up with a steel bird exactly? Well, you take a look at a few myths from different cultures and combine them. The Stymphalian birds are a group of birds in Greek mythology and have bronze beaks, sharp metallic feathers they can launch at their victims and poisonous dung. They were the pets of the goddess of the hunt, Artemis, and were ultimately defeated by Heracles. The Russians speak of Gagana, a miraculous bird with an iron beak and copper claws and is often believed to guard other mythical creatures. Finally, there's the alicanto - or allicanto - which is a bird of Chilian mythology that is said to let its wings shine with bright, metallic colors during the night. The alicanto lives in caves in hilly areas containing minerals and feeds on gold and silver. It is said to bring luck to any miner who sees it; if the lucky miner follows an alicanto without being caught, he can find silver or gold, but the bird will guide the greedy miner off a cliff if it notices him following it. Aesthetically, though, Skarmory shares some traits with pteranodons (a genus of pterosaurs), paper cranes and hand fans. And let's be honest here: instead of being born as a whole, Skarmory looks like it came straight out of a building kit.

Skarmory being savage in TCG art.

But how did Skarmory get that armored hide? Well, it lives and is raised in very harsh environments, often building its nests in thorny bushes called briers, where continual scratching of their skins will eventually harden the chicks into an iron-like state. Skarmory engages in battles repeatedly, and because of that its blade-like wings become tattered and bashed in and eventually grow back after a year. They may look heavy, but they are actually hollow and light, can be moved independently and allow Skarmory to fly at speeds up to 190 miles per hour, according to Ruby and Omega Ruby (D/P/P and B/W/B2/W2 mention it goes 180 mph, but that's just a minor detail). Because its wings are so sharp, people in the past used feathers that had been fallen off to make knives and swords.

A more realistic approach of Skarmory. It looks savage.

Of course, because Skarmory is clad entirely in steel-hard armor, it is insanely defensive in competitive play. Basically it's Mantine's counterpart: whereas Mantine excels in special stats, Skarmory shines when it comes to its physical stats. First off, it's base 140 defense makes it a physically bulky bitch, while its base 80 attack is its second best stat and is decent enough in order for Skarmory to fight back. However, more investment is usually put into its HP and one of its defensive stats - its physical defense is high enough to pay attention to its special defense instead - and a support set is the most common set you'll find on a Skarmory. Whirlwind removes any Pokémon that try to set up and sweep from the battlefield, while Taunt prevents setting up at all and limits the opposing Pokémon to using only damaging moves. Skarmory has access to Defog, a move that removes all entry hazards on your as well as the opponent's side of the field, while Spikes puts an entry hazard of up to three layers on the opposite side of the field, thereby damaging Pokémon that come in - barring any flying types, that is, so for those you could use Stealth Rock instead. Roost is used for healing, but as this moves makes Skarmory lose its flying type, its steel typing leaves it vulnerable to ground-type attacks. Leftovers is used as a held item for some additional passive recovery, although a Rocky Helmet could be used against Pokémon that hit Skarmory with direct attacks and Shed Shell is an alternative against Pokémon with the Magnet Pull ability. Speaking about abilities, Sturdy prevents Skarmory from being OHKOed when at full HP, which is handy when you don't see a Fire Blast coming your way. It is inarguably the best ability for it.

And if you really want to go weird, a Choice Banded Skarmory with Iron Head, Brave Bird, X-Scissor and Rock Slide might do the job. In any case, one of the two STAB moves (Iron Head and Brave Bird) should also be on a support moveset so that Skarmory can fight back, so you're gonna have to choose which support moves you want on it.

Skarmory being a transporter for Steven Stone, which is... not all that savage,
actually. But it's still very cool.

I'm not quite done with this thing yet. In all hurry to explain Skarmory's origin and competitive use, I completely forgot to mention how much I adore this thing. I already thought it was cool, but it was never one of my favorite Pokémon. It also didn't make my top 50 of favorite Pokémon (seriously, don't read that blog; it's bad, worse, worst), but I warmed up to it in a Pokémon X Wonderlocke. It was one of the first Pokémon I received over Wonder Trade - I'm 100% sure it was before the first Gym, as I remember it completely walled Vivillon - and it stayed with me until the very end, contrary to other Pokémon I use in Nuzlockes or a variant thereof. Yes, I'm bad at Nuzlockes; my Pokémon die very often, especially when I'm trying to grind, but Skarmory stayed a part of my team until I beat Diantha, due to its bulk and excellent typing. I love this thing and it has easily become one of my favorite Pokémon to date.

Rating: 5/5

#458, #226: Mantyke & Mantine

As so many manta rays, Mantyke lives underwater.

Another baby Pokémon. Yay.

Fortunately, though, there is nothing special about Mantyke other than the fact that it only evolves into Mantine with a Remoraid in your party. As Mantine is always depicted with a Remoraid under its wing-like fins, this makes sense. In Remoraid and Octillery's entry I explained that attaching itself to a Mantine is an easy way for Remoraid to travel, while at the same time Mantine isn't bothered by the Remoraid on its wing in the slightest and just ignores it, so I guess these Pokémon are dependent on each other at times or at least willing to lend each other a hand (or a wing) when it's needed. This is a beautiful example of interdependent Pokémon relations, because we often see Pokémon as independent creatures that apparently don't need each other and Game Freak are doing little to nothing to change that image. At least when it comes to the core series games; I haven't watched the Pokémon anime in ages.

Official art of Mantine. While based on a manta ray, it looks like a
fighter plane with that Remoraid on its fin. 

But Mantyke is not where it's at. Mantine is where it's at; and to be honest with you, I think this Pokémon is kind of weird. First off, its secondary flying type leaves many people dazed and confused, but it's actually quite simple: like real-life manta rays, Mantine can fly up to 300 feet over the surface of the ocean when it builds up enough speed. Also, the Remoraid on its wing gives Mantine the look of a fighter aircraft, which further adds up to its flying type. Being water/flying instead of pure water, however, leaves it very vulnerable to electric-type attacks, as it has a quadruple weakness to them. It doesn't really matter, because Mantine is a bulky bitch. Its HP leaves a lot to be desired, but EV training solves that problem, and its natural special bulk allows you to invest some EVs in its defense instead. It's obvious Mantine is supposed to be a support Pokémon, but the thing is that it's not very good at it because it doesn't learn anything useful to go with its occupation. The best option is has is to poison its opponent with Toxic or burn it with Scald and then stall with Protect, or put up a Substitute against a specially offensive foe in order to get a free Toxic off. Of course, this set is best run on a defensive Mantine holding the Leftovers, although a specially offensive Mantine (Modest nature) with Choice Specs and moves like Hydro Pump, Scald, Signal Beam and Air Slash might get the job done as well.

Mantine above the surface of the ocean water, with Smeargle, Hoppip, Mantyke
and Wingull in the background.

When used right, Mantine can be a good Pokémon on any team. Too bad Mantyke and Mantine's flavour is a little bland, although the latter's design jacks up my rating a little. That means my eventual rating is going to be 4 stars, which is more than enough for Mantine; I think 3.5 stars is just a little bit too few, so then I'll just give it the benefit of the doubt.

Rating: 4/5

#225: Delibird

It would be a wise decision not to accept that present, even though
it's alluring. And no, that is not just a bag behind Delibird; that is
its tail.

Santa Claus, my asscrack.

That red-and-white color scheme looks nice and all, and it may give Delibird the appearance of Santa, but Santa doesn't give presents that explode in your fucking face. And Delibird tends to do that. Like, a lot. However, the bag-like tail contains not only exploding presents, but also food it collects for its chicks. It has been known to share its food with humans stranded in icy mountains, and there was once a famous explorer who managed to reach the peak Mount Everest and managed to survive because a Delibird shared its food with him. It's curious Delibird likes to live on mountain cliffs, because penguins are usually native to the southern hemisphere and live in the southern parts of South America and southern Africa and along the coast of Antarctica - they don't even live in the Arctic area. They usually stay in the vicinity of the ocean, and there is a good chance they'll never even get to come near a goddamn mountain in their 20-year lifespans. The 2007 documentary Encounters at the End of the World even contains footage of a lone mentally deranged and disorientated penguin waddling toward the mountains, heading to a certain death. As far as anyone can tell, the penguin is aware of what it's doing, so basically that means it's committing suicide. Harsh.

The feels, man. The feels.

You gotta love this art, only for the fact that Delibird is riding an
Arcanine. That's awesome. 

So, one could wonder why Game Freak made the mountains Delibird's habitat, while penguins apparently can't thrive in mountainous areas. However, they've made some questionable choices in the past, so I wouldn't worry too much about it. What matters is that Delibird - a rockhopper penguin in aesthetics, but a puffin (a penguin-like bird capable of flight) in characteristics - is a terrible Pokémon: it has a base stat total of 330 and its base 75 speed is the best stat it has. And prepare for some more horseshit, because Delibird doesn't even evolve, so you can't get any better; what you see is what you get. Unless you're clever enough to steer away from Delibird and choose another hazard lead, that is. I mean, the combination of Spikes, Rapid Spin and Destiny Bond seems like an interesting tactic, but Delibird's defenses are so ass that it's not even funny anymore. If Delibird had packed a punch, that tactic would have been worth it, but right now Delibird isn't even good enough to use in-game. And I know what I'm talking about, because I was forced to use it in a Pokémon X Wonderlocke once; what's more, it was the first Pokémon I obtained through Wonder Trade and - surprise! - it was the very first Pokémon to fall.

I love Delibird's design, but I hate how useless it is in battles, even despite its good physical movepool - including Fly. It even has two different abilities that do the exact same thing; both Insomnia and Vital Spirit prevent it from falling asleep in battles, and the only difference between the two is that the latter has an overworld effect. It's not even a significant one at that. I would like to give Delibird a perfect rating because I love its design so much, but I just can't. I have to subtract at least half a star because it's just a mere gimmick Pokémon, which means my final rating is a 4.5. Not bad either, right?

Rating: 4.5/5

#223 - #224: Remoraid & Octillery

Somehow I think it's weird that American parents go apeshit when they realize their kids are playing a game in which gambling plays a part (anyone remember the Game Corners?), but that they don't mind their children using Pokémon based on weaponry. Then again, owning a rifle has always been seen as a constitutional right rather than a privilege in America, and firearm legislation is not going to change anytime soon, especially not when Gumshoos becomes president.

A girl is using a Remoraid as a water gun, because why not?

But yeah, weaponry is what Remoraid is based on. While it looks a little like a grenade, the form of its fins and its shooting abilities actually give it the appearance of a revolver. Its Japanese name Teppouo
(テッポウオ) - from teppō ('gun') and uo ('fish') - and Chinese name Tiěpàoyú (鐵炮魚) - literally 'iron cannon fish' - even contain the name of some kind of weaponry, whereas that ain't the case in other languages. Remoraid can shoot jets of water at high velocity, hitting targets that are more than 300 feet away with incredible accuracy. While this trait may remind you of an archerfish, Remoraid is probably more based on a remora, a kind of fish that has a tendency to cling onto larger animals - like manta rays, sharks, whales, turtles and dugongs - with dorsal fins that take the form of an oval, suction-like organ. This gave it the name of suckerfish, or even 'sharksucker' and 'whalesucker'. Mantine, a manta ray Pokémon, is always depicted with a Remoraid attached to one of its wing-like fins, and that's exactly Remoraid's intention: it's an easy way of traveling. It doesn't even have to scavenge for food, because it just feeds on Mantine's leftovers.

Remoraid shooting... something out of its mouth. 

However, its evolution Octillery mainly looks like an octopus rather than some kind of weapon, even though its English name is derived from the word 'artillery'. Its Korean name Daepomuno (대포무노) - daepo means 'cannon' and mun'eo 'octopus' - and Chinese name Zhānyútǒng (章魚桶) - from zhānyú ('octopus') and tǒng ('container', probably referring to 'tank') - clearly contain the names of certain kinds of weapons, and I probably don't have to tell you on what weapon its Japanese name Okutank (オクタン) is based on. But these names are deceiving, because Octillery's design has no traits of tanks or wheel cannons and its flavour is actually far from interesting. Okay, it spurts ink at prey, but spurting ink is what octopuses usually do. Octillery even has its own signature move to help attribute to its flavor, Octazooka, and the only other Pokémon that can learn it is the Horsea line, and only through breeding with Octillery. What's more, the Japanese name of the move is 'Okutank Cannon', which is of course a direct reference to Octillery itself. It does surprise me it isn't part steel type, because it bashes things - inanimate or living - with its rock-hard head after it got hold of them tightly with its suction cups; plus, according to Game Freak and Nintendo, it has some traits of tanks and containers, right?

Octillery in the anime.

Octillery really could have used that steel typing though, because it's just a mediocre Pokémon. It's more than fine for in-game purposes, but in the competitive scene it is quite lacking, especially in speed. But now that I take a look at its stats, I have to say that I didn't even know its attack and special attack were that high. I always thought they were around 85 or 90 or something, but 105 base attacking stats aren't all that bad. Oh wow. Still, its HP and defenses all sit at a moderate 75 and that ain't bulky at all. Those mediocre stats allow you to run an all-offensive Octillery, whether it be special or physical. And its special movepool is tremendous: it can learn Surf, Scald, Ice Beam, Flamethrower, Fire Blast, Energy Ball, Signal Beam, Sludge Bomb, Sludge Wave, Hydro Pump and Flash Cannon. On the physical side of the spectrum we have Gunk Shot, Waterfall, Seed Bomb and even Rock Blast and Bullet Seed. It's a shame Octillery can't get Skill Link, because that ability would have made Rock Blast and Bullet Seed tremendously useful. Going with a Choice Specs or Life Orb set with the Sniper ability (increases the damage of critical hits) is usually the better option, although it's quite common people use mixed Octillery just to fling Gunk Shot onto it or something. Understandable, because a 120-power poison-type move is a big check for fairies.

Still, Octillery is not a top-tier Pokémon, and I can understand why. It's slow, and despite its alleged tank-like aesthetics (honestly, I just can't see it) it's not very tanky at all. Its design is alright, though. I don't hate it - never have - but there's something lacking about Octillery, so I can't go higher than a mere 3.5-star rating. And that's perfectly average.

Rating: 3.5/5

#222: Corsola

Cute fan art of a shiny Corsola (the blue one) playing with
its regular counterpart.

I almost forgot this thing is... a thing. And I even used it in a playthrough. Honestly, it actually managed to put it some work with two Calm Minds up: its special defense is already decent and Calm Mind only buffs that stat up, as well as Corsola's special attack. And the move coverage was crazy; it can learn STAB moves like Surf and Power Gem (water and rock, respectively) and it has access to moves like Earth Power, Ice Beam, Psychic and Shadow Ball. You probably wonder why I wanted to use Corsola in the first place, but I didn't really have a reason for it. I just decided to use it when I caught one. It wasn't my best Pokémon by any means, but it has to be said that's due to Corsola's low base stat total (380). And because of that, Corsola is actually pretty booty, even to use in a goddamn playthrough. I had the luck my Corsola had a Modest nature, otherwise I would have simply ignored it. It goes without saying that Corsola's low stats leave you with nothing else to do but to throw this thing back into the sea without hesitation when you're looking for a competitive Pokémon. Just... don't use it. The fact that I had fun with it for a while doesn't mean that you will enjoy using it, but just in case I have piqued your interest and you want to use it now: by all means, go ahead.

Nice sub-aquatic art of Corsola. Surprisingly, there is quite some
fan art of Corsola to be found on the Internet. 

However, Corsola is one of those Pokémon that easily keeps being forgotten. Even by me, and I used one to guide me through Pokémon X. It's a shame, because Game Freak used an interesting concept to define Corsola: red coral, which is used as a precious stone because of its durable and intensely colored red or pink skeleton. The Dutch even call it bloedkoraal ('blood coral') because of the intense red color. However, excessive fishing has damaged the species along the Mediterranean coastline, which has resulted in several protection enactments. The tips of Corsola's head is also treasured for its beauty - they even glitter in seven colors when they catch sunlight - but at least Corsola can shed its branches and grow them back over the course of a single night when it's healthy. When the water it lives in is polluted, however, the branches discolor and deteriorate due to a lack of nutrition Corsola gets from clear water. The one thing I think should have been included in Corsola's Pokédex entries is whether it has been hunted to near extinction for its growths or not, similar to its real-life counterpart red coral. The protection laws that have been in effect in Banyuls, Carry-le-Rouet and Scandola - the three oldest Mediterranean Marine Protected Areas, all off the coast of the island of Corsica - since their approval resulted in growing colonies of red coral at shallow and deeper depths.

Yeah, it would have been nice if Corsola's Pokédex entries had contained such information, but at least Game Freak gave this Pokémon some thought. I think. I'm not a huge fan of the design, but I guess it's okay, although it'll have an influence on my overall rating of Corsola. The same counts for its nonexistent competitive abilities and the fact that it's a forgettable Pokémon at best, but I won't be savage: Corsola gets a 3.5-star rating.

Rating: 3.5/5