#223 - #224: Remoraid & Octillery

Somehow I think it's weird that American parents go apeshit when they realize their kids are playing a game in which gambling plays a part (anyone remember the Game Corners?), but that they don't mind their children using Pokémon based on weaponry. Then again, owning a rifle has always been seen as a constitutional right rather than a privilege in America, and firearm legislation is not going to change anytime soon, especially not when Gumshoos becomes president.

A girl is using a Remoraid as a water gun, because why not?

But yeah, weaponry is what Remoraid is based on. While it looks a little like a grenade, the form of its fins and its shooting abilities actually give it the appearance of a revolver. Its Japanese name Teppouo
(テッポウオ) - from teppō ('gun') and uo ('fish') - and Chinese name Tiěpàoyú (鐵炮魚) - literally 'iron cannon fish' - even contain the name of some kind of weaponry, whereas that ain't the case in other languages. Remoraid can shoot jets of water at high velocity, hitting targets that are more than 300 feet away with incredible accuracy. While this trait may remind you of an archerfish, Remoraid is probably more based on a remora, a kind of fish that has a tendency to cling onto larger animals - like manta rays, sharks, whales, turtles and dugongs - with dorsal fins that take the form of an oval, suction-like organ. This gave it the name of suckerfish, or even 'sharksucker' and 'whalesucker'. Mantine, a manta ray Pokémon, is always depicted with a Remoraid attached to one of its wing-like fins, and that's exactly Remoraid's intention: it's an easy way of traveling. It doesn't even have to scavenge for food, because it just feeds on Mantine's leftovers.

Remoraid shooting... something out of its mouth. 

However, its evolution Octillery mainly looks like an octopus rather than some kind of weapon, even though its English name is derived from the word 'artillery'. Its Korean name Daepomuno (대포무노) - daepo means 'cannon' and mun'eo 'octopus' - and Chinese name Zhānyútǒng (章魚桶) - from zhānyú ('octopus') and tǒng ('container', probably referring to 'tank') - clearly contain the names of certain kinds of weapons, and I probably don't have to tell you on what weapon its Japanese name Okutank (オクタン) is based on. But these names are deceiving, because Octillery's design has no traits of tanks or wheel cannons and its flavour is actually far from interesting. Okay, it spurts ink at prey, but spurting ink is what octopuses usually do. Octillery even has its own signature move to help attribute to its flavor, Octazooka, and the only other Pokémon that can learn it is the Horsea line, and only through breeding with Octillery. What's more, the Japanese name of the move is 'Okutank Cannon', which is of course a direct reference to Octillery itself. It does surprise me it isn't part steel type, because it bashes things - inanimate or living - with its rock-hard head after it got hold of them tightly with its suction cups; plus, according to Game Freak and Nintendo, it has some traits of tanks and containers, right?

Octillery in the anime.

Octillery really could have used that steel typing though, because it's just a mediocre Pokémon. It's more than fine for in-game purposes, but in the competitive scene it is quite lacking, especially in speed. But now that I take a look at its stats, I have to say that I didn't even know its attack and special attack were that high. I always thought they were around 85 or 90 or something, but 105 base attacking stats aren't all that bad. Oh wow. Still, its HP and defenses all sit at a moderate 75 and that ain't bulky at all. Those mediocre stats allow you to run an all-offensive Octillery, whether it be special or physical. And its special movepool is tremendous: it can learn Surf, Scald, Ice Beam, Flamethrower, Fire Blast, Energy Ball, Signal Beam, Sludge Bomb, Sludge Wave, Hydro Pump and Flash Cannon. On the physical side of the spectrum we have Gunk Shot, Waterfall, Seed Bomb and even Rock Blast and Bullet Seed. It's a shame Octillery can't get Skill Link, because that ability would have made Rock Blast and Bullet Seed tremendously useful. Going with a Choice Specs or Life Orb set with the Sniper ability (increases the damage of critical hits) is usually the better option, although it's quite common people use mixed Octillery just to fling Gunk Shot onto it or something. Understandable, because a 120-power poison-type move is a big check for fairies.

Still, Octillery is not a top-tier Pokémon, and I can understand why. It's slow, and despite its alleged tank-like aesthetics (honestly, I just can't see it) it's not very tanky at all. Its design is alright, though. I don't hate it - never have - but there's something lacking about Octillery, so I can't go higher than a mere 3.5-star rating. And that's perfectly average.

Rating: 3.5/5