#349 - #350: Feebas & Milotic

I may not have been posting reviews very often recently, but that's because I had a lot do on a personal scale and just didn't really have the time to write anything. Plus, I am currently keeping up with everything related to the Eurovision Song Contest held in Kyiv, Ukraine in the upcoming week (go, OG3NE!), so I expect the pace at which I post these Pokémon reviews will accelerate after the Grand Final next Saturday.

This is a pretty accurate meme, I'd say. Its scarcity, in stark
contrast to Magikarp's overpopulation, is absolutely infuriating.

For right now, though, I have the time to discuss the next Pokémon in the numerical order, being Feebas and its evolution Milotic. The former is an ugly and shabby-looking fish, while the latter is a sea serpent said to be the most beautiful Pokémon in existence. This makes their evolution very similar to that of Magikarp and Gyarados aesthetic-wise, because y'all know Magikarp is a pathetic and useless little fishie and Gyarados is a badass sea dragon. However, while there seems to be an overabundance of Magikarp in practically every game, finding Feebas was a fucking drag in the original GBA games: the probability of finding a water tile with a Feebas on Route 119 is approximately 1:73, with six fishing spots on 436 water tiles. In Mt. Coronet in Diamond, Pearl and Platinum, the odds of finding a Feebas - at 1:132 - are even slimmer than in Ruby, Sapphire and Emerald, with four possible fishing spots on 528 water tiles. In addition to that, you need to maximize its Beauty stat in order for you to evolve it, which makes it the only Pokémon that needs a modification in its Contest stats for it to evolve at all. In later generations, however, Game Freak made it so that Feebas could be found in the entire fishing area, although sometimes the odds of finding one aren't more than 5% under normal conditions. Evolving it has been less of a drag as well lately, as it changes into Milotic when traded holding a Prism Scale.

The beautiful and elegant Milotic with its ugly child, Feebas.
I believe it's giving its parent a Heart Scale. 

Like with Magikarp and Gyarados, there couldn't have been a bigger contrast between the ugly and ragged-looking Feebas and the beautiful and elegant Milotic. Feebas's Pokédex entries even state that it is largely ignored by Pokémon Trainers and scientists/researchers alike for its hideous appearance (although its Moon entry states that its marvelous vitality has made it a subject of research), but it is a hardy Pokémon capable of living anywhere and eating anything. It's dim-witted and gullible, though, which makes it easy to capture once you've found it. Owning one of these bass - though they bear some uncanny resemblances to marine hatchetfish, including the flat body, large eyes, big mouth and ugliness - will eventually pay off, because Milotic is indeed nothing short of gorgeous. Its lovely scales are described as rainbow-colored, changing color depending on the viewing angle, and its captivating beauty has been the inspiration for many works of art, including paintings and statues. Now, Parfum Palace is probably one of the most stately places in X and Y, but what really catches your eye is the beautiful gold statue of Milotic in the foyer. 'Beauty' is even in its English and foreign names, although not in an obvious way: 'Milotic' is derived from a statue called Venus de Milo, a work of ancient Greek sculpture well-known for being an example of beauty. Its pale, elongated body and extended, red dorsal fins are reminiscent of an incredibly rare species of fish called the oarfish. Milotic may therefore be a pure water type, but its flavor suggests it could have had psychic as its secondary type: this pacifist Pokémon has the power to becalm human emotions such as anger and hostility and end arguments by releasing a wave of pinkish energy, and in the anime it is shown moving by floating in the air. It doesn't have any significantly useful psychic-type moves, though, so we can throw that idea out the window.

Gorgeous, right?

I've mentioned Gyarados several times already, but Milotic has a lot of similarities with this aggressive sea dragon: both are serpentine forms of weak fish Pokémon, both appear in times of conflict (Milotic to becalm, Gyarados to wreak havoc), both have base stat totals of 540 - sharing the same HP, defense and speed, and the same base stat values in attack, special attack and special defense but in a different arrangement - and both are tied with each other for the greatest increase in base stat total upon evolving, at 340 points.

More beautiful fan art of Milotic.

And a base stat total of 540 definitely comes in handy in competitive play. With base 95 HP and 125 special defense, Milotic serves as a great special tank, and a Bold nature boosts its base 79 physical defense to make it just an overall defensive pivot. A Calm nature is perfectly feasible as well, but Milotic is specially defensive in itself and you'd probably want to buff its physical defense a little. If you do invest the required EVs in defense and HP, you won't be able to boost its special attack all that much, but at a base 100 it's respectable anyway. Moreover, Milotic should be able to tank hits and then hit back with a Scald for a chance to burn the opponent and lessen the damage output of physical moves even more (a burn halves the opponent's attack stat). That's not all, though, as you should do everything in your might to assure Milotic's longevity: its ridiculous bulk is backed up by the move Recover, which heals half of its HP whenever it is used, and the held item Leftovers, which heal a little of its HP at the end of every turn. To round out its moveset, you should give it Ice Beam for some nice type coverage and Haze to reset all stat changes on the battlefield. The latter is especially handy to counter Pokémon that rely on stat boosts to overcome Milotic and sweep the rest of your team. Alternatively, Dragon Tail is a move with negative priority but forces the current opposing Pokémon out in exchange for another when it hits. And as if Milotic wasn't sporting enough bulk already, it has access to an ability called Marvel Scale, which increases its defense whenever it suffers from a status condition. It has another ability called Competitive, which sharply increases its special attack every time one of its stats is lowered, and its hidden ability Cute Charm is terrible and shouldn't even be touched. Marvel Scale is generally better than Competitive, although the special attack boost can be nice at times.

Whoever knit this shiny Milotic is very talented. 

I have to be honest here and say that Milotic is only one of my favorite Pokémon because it's pretty. There's a vast array of pretty fan art of Milotic to be found on the Internet as well, and I have to say I could hardly choose. I've never used one in a playthrough due to Feebas's annoying evolution method, but I currently have one that is level 1 and I could probably use it on a team of solely serpentine Pokémon consisting of Seviper, Milotic, Steelix, Gyarados, Serperior and Dragonair; no Arbok because Seviper is already a pure poison type, no Huntail and/or Gorebyss because I'd have a pure water type in Milotic already, and no Rayquaza because it's OP as fuck. I've used themed teams before, most noticeably my feline team led by Luxray, and I could totally do it. Heck, I totally want to do it, but I just don't have the time right now.

While I ranked Milotic number 10 in my top 10 of favorite Pokémon four years ago, it definitely isn't in my top 10 anymore. That's partly due to my recently acquired love for phenomenal steel types like Steelix, Skarmory, Celesteela, Solgaleo, Klinklang, Metagross and Ferrothorn, all of which easily hold spots in my top 20, but also because my love for it has died down a little. I still love it, of course, and it deserves no less than a perfect rating from me.

P.S.: I like how Feebas's French name of Barpau is phonetically similar to pas beau, which means 'not beautiful'. That's some real shade you're throwing at Feebas, Game Freak! Personally, I think it's a bit of an understatement.

Rating: 5/5